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Rebecca and I are amazing people when we're on Omegle (and in real life).

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: 24 m
You: cool. 18/f/Johto.
You: I like long walks near pewter city, riding bareback on my lapras, and taking care of my seven meowths.
Stranger: kool u got a pic
You: http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/d/d8/Lyra.png
You: Here's me.
You: It's a bad picture.
You: lol I look fat
Stranger: tats not u
You: No, that is. What do you think?
You: heheee
Stranger: ur ok
Stranger: send me A sexi 1
You: Just ok!? Way to my self esteem. I lost to Brock and now you think I'm ok?
Stranger: ur hot
You: And Red left me for Nurse Joy! That horrible cunt.
You: http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSGn_71MBifcQjR04LE2KWps5ozfZk6_8DjCCGE7pjyLBGJt0BVjg
You: Sexy enough for ya?
Stranger: im hard now
You: Hard as an Onix?
Stranger: send it here
You: Wanna see my meowth?
You: It's just begging to be pet.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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